All That is Random: Archive

3 tags

Dec 29th

39,884 notes

3 tags

Dec 29th

351,076 notes

Did you know that in Denmark students are paid for... →

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Dec 29th

125,405 notes

2 tags

READ THIS. →

the-absolute-funniest-posts: My exact reaction to this: \

Dec 29th

91,828 notes

2 tags

Dec 29th

69,891 notes

2 tags

Dec 27th

10,759 notes

2 tags

Dec 27th

25,052 notes

2 tags

Dec 27th

29,635 notes

4 tags

Dec 27th

121,037 notes

Dec 27th

35,294 notes

2 tags

Dec 25th

1 note

3 tags

Dec 25th

3 tags

Dec 25th

22,576 notes

What if Santa is real, but nobody is good enough...

Dec 25th

18,732 notes

Dec 25th

11,420 notes

Me when The Hunger Games tickets go on sale.... →

the-absolute-funniest-posts: Watching the midnight showing! if there is one… ;__;

Dec 25th

4,389 notes

When your parents wake you up in the morning...

Expectation: Reality:

Dec 25th

64,559 notes

2 tags

Dec 25th

19,350 notes

2 tags

Dec 23rd

5,102 notes

1 tag

Dec 23rd

15 notes

2 tags

Dec 23rd

10 notes

2 tags

Dec 23rd

2 tags

Dec 23rd

4 tags

this is what will happen in 20 years time →

the-absolute-funniest-posts: My daughter: MUM, I met my friends parents today, they’re really nice! Me: Oh, that’s nice. My daughter: Yeah, her dad’s called Harry Styles, he was in that band. You know, One Direction? Me: Shall we bake some cookies and take them round? My daughter: If you really wanna… Me: I DO, OMG. YES! STUFF THE COOKIES, GRAB YOUR COAT, LETS GO DARLING, DONT FORGET TO...

Dec 23rd

8,111 notes

4 tags

Dec 23rd

41,376 notes

3 tags

Dec 23rd

11,751 notes

2 tags

Dec 22nd

33,695 notes

2 tags

Dec 22nd

71,174 notes

2 tags

Dec 22nd

31,964 notes

3 tags

Dec 22nd

152,962 notes

Imagine if you logged onto tumblr one day, and... →

the-absolute-funniest-posts: you’d open up your dash to this explosion of noise and your face would be like: Submitted by smokeporch

Dec 22nd

31,614 notes

6 tags

Dec 22nd

3,863 notes

Everyone on my dash get like a million question... →

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Dec 22nd

33,264 notes

2 tags

Dec 22nd

20,528 notes

Girl: I love you.
Boy: Yeah I know everyone does!
Girl: Really?
Boy: Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday.
Girl: Oh...but am I only your friend?
Boy: No...you're my girlfriend...why?
Girl: So when I say I love you I really do mean it.
Boy: Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love
 me anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more
 each and everyday.
Girl: ......
Boy: So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary?
Girl: Yeah...where?
Boy: I dont know...maybe movie then dinner?
Girl: Ok.
Boy: I'll pick you up after I get off and get ready ok?
Girl: Ok. What time do you get off?
Boy: In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20
 mintues...
Girl: hey...I thought you didnt have work today...
Boy: One of my co-workers called in sick.
Girl: Oh okay! So ill see you around 7:30 then?
Boy: Yeah! and babe?
Girl: Yeah?
Boy: I love you.
Girl: I love you too!
Boy: Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go.
Girl: Ok bye.
Boy: Bye.
 ****************************
 2 hours later...
 The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings bell.
Girl: Hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend)
Boy: Wassup...you ready?
Girl: Um...wait...let me get my bag and we can go ok?
Boy: Ok.
 They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating they head
 back to the car but before she got into the car...
Boy: Wait! Can I blind fold you?
Girl: Why??!
Boy: Its a suprise.
Girl: What kind of suprise?
Boy: A big one.
Girl: Okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving.
Boy: I promise.
Girl: Ok blind fold me...
 So they drove off...........and then they stoped.
Boy: Ok we're here!
Girl: Where?
Boy: Wait let me walk you to the place!
Girl: What place?
Boy: Somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips)
Girl: Baby!...
 The boy walks her to the place.
Boy: Ok...let me take the blind fold off.
Girl: Where are we?
 He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at
 that same spot...that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend....
Girl: Omg...(tears come down)
Boy: Why are you crying?
Girl: This is where you first asked me out...
Boy: What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says
 that...behind him...in the air it says "Will you marry me?" in fireworks)
Girl: (tears come down faster)
Boy: I wasn't at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing!
Girl: Get up!
Boy: Yeah?
Girl: (kisses him)
Boy: Is that a yes or a no?
Girl: Yes.